Top 10 signs you’re finally on Obama-Care

Here are the Top 10 Signs you are finally on Obama-Care:

(10)  Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is….  "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1)  You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape

This parody is tongue-in-cheek and comes from an email sent by and old friend.