Sunday, May 10, 2009

Letter from The Boss

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself  to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our  taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To  compensate for these increases, our prices would have to  increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we
will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has  really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to  go. 

So, this is what I did. I walked through  our  parking  lot and found six 'Obama' bumper stickers on our  employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the  ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to  approach this problem. They voted for change; I give it to  them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company  picnic.

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